Andy Warhol on Artists

Andy Warhol “ An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have. “

George S. Patton on Doing Your Best

General George S. Patton “ If a man does his best, what else is there? “

Stephen Colbert on February

Stephen Colbert “ February, if you had any balls, you would be three days longer. “

Muhammad Ali on Being the Greatest

Muhammad Ali “ I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. “

Benjamin Disraeli on Traveling

Benjamin Disraeli “ Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. “

Quagmire “ I have a question for you. Why are you still here?! “

Mark Twain on Travel

Mark Twain “ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. “

Demetri Martin on ATM Machines

Dmitri Martin “ I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, ‘Got it!’ And then I run away. “

Michael Jordan on Winning

Michael Jordan “ I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. “

Muhammad Ali on Frazier

Muhammad Ali “ Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. “