Stephen Colbert on February
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“ February, if you had any balls, you would be three days longer. “ |
Muhammad Ali on Being the Greatest
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“ I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. “ |
Benjamin Disraeli on Traveling
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“ Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. “ |
Mark Twain on Travel
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“ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. “ |
Demetri Martin on ATM Machines
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“ I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, ‘Got it!’ And then I run away. “ |
Michael Jordan on Winning
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“ I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. “ |
Muhammad Ali on Frazier
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“ Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. “ |
Zach Galifianakis on Starting His Own Band
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“ I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks. “ |
Albert Einstein on Travel
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“ I love to travel, but hate to arrive. “ |