Zach Galifianakis on Writing a Movie
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“ I’m writing a movie. It’s called ‘ Schindler’s List – ‘Let’s Get This Party Started.’ “ |
Richard Branson on Business Opportunities
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“ Business opportunities are like buses, there’s always another one coming. “ |
Richard Branson on Business Success
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“ A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts. “ |
Warren Buffet on Buying
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“ Only buy something that you’d be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for 10 years. “ |
Warren Buffett on Reputations
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“ It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently. “ |
Jerry Seinfeld on Ugly People
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“ See, the thing of it is, there’s a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don’t know they’re ugly because nobody actually tells them. “ |
Jerry Seinfeld on Shower Radios
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“ Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door. “ |
Jerry Seinfeld on Traveling
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“ Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason “ |
Mitch Hedberg on Carrots
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“ If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. “ |
Zach Galifianakis on Growing Up
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“ I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day while sitting in my fort. “ |