Dane Cook on Movies
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“ I love the movies. I don’t even call them movies. I call them ‘Cinematic Adventures.’ “ |
Dane Cook Quotes
Dane Cook on Getting Noticed at a Party
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“ Somebody shit on or around the coats. “ |
Dane Cook on Getting Hit by a Car
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“ … I’m fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush … “ |
Dane Cook on Cheese
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“ … sometimes I like a dancing plethora of cheese in my mouth, and then other times I am into a more solo cheese adventure, just a single one on one, me and one cheese … “ |