http://quotefriends.com Browse, Share, Quote Sun, 13 Mar 2011 02:06:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-atm-machines/ http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-atm-machines/#comments Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:10:12 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=268 “ I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, ‘Got it!’ And then I run away. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-atm-machines/feed/ 0 http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-translations/ http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-translations/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:36:49 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=243 “ I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-translations/feed/ 0 http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-being-waved-at/ http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-being-waved-at/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:35:05 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=240 “ I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, ‘I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.’ And I said, ‘I am.’ “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-being-waved-at/feed/ 0 http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-sports/ http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-sports/#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:57:07 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=181 “ I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-sports/feed/ 0 http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-jigsaw-puzzles/ http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-jigsaw-puzzles/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:24:50 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=158 “ I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’ “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-jigsaw-puzzles/feed/ 0 http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-good-things/ http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-good-things/#comments Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:38:10 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=110 “ I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word ‘fortnight.’ “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-good-things/feed/ 0 http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-bananas/ http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-bananas/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:52:30 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=50 “ I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … keep going. Bananana … damn. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/demetri-martin-on-bananas/feed/ 0