John Stewart on Canada
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“ I’ve been to Canada, and I’ve always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. “ |
John Stewart Quotes
John Stewart on Delaware
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“ Is that Delaware, or did Pennsylvania just take a dump? “ |
John Stewart on Earth Day
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“ Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. “ |