Quote Friends » Mitch Hedberg http://quotefriends.com Browse, Share, Quote Sun, 13 Mar 2011 02:06:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Mitch Hedberg on Cars http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-cars/ http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-cars/#comments Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:39:51 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=255 Mitch Hedberg “ I know a lot about cars, I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-cars/feed/ 0 Mitch Hedberg on Fake Plants http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-fake-plants/ http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-fake-plants/#comments Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:40:51 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=215 Mitch Hedberg “ My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-fake-plants/feed/ 0 Mitch Hedberg on Carrots http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-carrots/ http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-carrots/#comments Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:06:17 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=188 Mitch Hedberg “ If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-carrots/feed/ 0 Mitch Hedberg on Rice http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-rice/ http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-rice/#comments Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:03:21 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=122 Mitch Hedberg “ I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-rice/feed/ 0 Mitch Hedberg on Carefree Gum http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-carefree-gum/ http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-carefree-gum/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:54:27 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=89 Mitch Hedberg “ I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-carefree-gum/feed/ 0 Mitch Hedberg on Picketing http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-picketing/ http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-picketing/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:01:35 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=62

Mitch Hedberg “ I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it. “

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]]> http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-picketing/feed/ 0 Mitch Hedberg on Microwaves http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-microwaves/ http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-microwaves/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:00:55 +0000 admin http://quotefriends.com/?p=41 Mitch Hedberg “ I don’t have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. “ ]]> http://quotefriends.com/mitch-hedberg-on-microwaves/feed/ 0