Rodney Dangerfield on Dark Lighting
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“ My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. “ |
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Rodney Dangerfield on Naming a Dog
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“ Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. “ |
Rodney Dangerfield on Drinking
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“ I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. “ |
Rodney Dangerfield on Growing Up
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“ I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. “ |