Stephen Colbert Quotes

“ February, if you had any balls, you would be three days longer. “

“ Today is Canada Day. I celebrated like I do every year; by not remembering it was Canada Day “

“ The truthiness will set you free “

“ Scott McClellan could say nothing like nobody else. “

“ Hey partridge in that pear tree. Stop eating all those pears. “

“ I’m all for George Bush, I don’t care if an ear of corn screams at me when I bite it. “

“ When I think about Truth, I touch myself… “

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