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Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Zach Galifianakis on Starting His Own Band

Zach Galifianakis “ I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks. “

Zach Galifianakis on Writing a Movie

Zach Galifianakis “ I’m writing a movie. It’s called ‘ Schindler’s List – ‘Let’s Get This Party Started.’ “

Zach Galifianakis on Growing Up

Zach Galifianakis “ I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day while sitting in my fort. “

Zach Galifianakis on His Balls

Zach Galifianakis “ I call my balls the bush twins. “

Zach Galifianakis on ADD

Zach Galifianakis “ My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. “

Zach Galifianakis on His Girlfriend

Zach Galifianakis “ My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron…and a lot like Patrick Ewing. “

Zach Galifianakis on Getting a Table

Zach Galifianakis “ Looking the way I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese. “