Political Humor Quotes

John Stewart on Canada

John Stewart “ I’ve been to Canada, and I’ve always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. “

Stephen Colbert on the Truth

Stephen Colbert “ The truthiness will set you free “

Stephen Colbert on Scott McClellan

Stephen Colbert “ Scott McClellan could say nothing like nobody else. “

John Stewart on Earth Day

John Stewart “ Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. “